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SuperChip!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to SuperChip.
Caution: SuperChip may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
SuperChip Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use SuperChip on concrete.
Discontinue use of SuperChip if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If SuperChip begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
SuperChip may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, SuperChip should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of SuperChip, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of SuperChip include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
SuperChip has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt SuperChip.
SuperChip comes with a lifetime guarantee.
SuperChip
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!