OK, inviting all geniuses to peruse my results here.

While I didn't quite follow
Ta2dResqr's advice (nobody handy to bribe with a beer, and the point was not avoiding steps but to not have to get up off of the kneeling pad too many times).... I folded out the fuse block and first tried using the infrared gun to read things. While the upper half fuses were maybe 1-2 degrees F warmer, that's nothing I would make a decision on.
So I set up the meter so I could read it through the rear window, stuck a flashlight on it (dusk was approaching) and pulled fuses one at a time watching the current load, replacing them after each measurement.
W. T. H.? I have
four fuses that show noticeable current drop when I pull them individually! Taking my own advice (long story) I attach a pic of the block and have noted the drop in current for each of them on the pic. One was low enough to count as Nick's parasitic current, the others are more
vampiric: 40, 150, 270, and 300 mA. And the total drain actually varied from maybe 670 up to 730+ over the time I was in there. Maybe because I was freshening up the contacts?
The only good news is that the cute little fuse puller tweezer in the back of the fuse box cover still works thirty years down the road, if you wiggle the fuse a bit.
#6 is a 15A, 8 - 15A, 11 - 20A, and 17 - 15A were the suspects. I took the pic while #8 was out.
Couldn't find my actual Ford shop manual in a quick search, it's around here somewhere, and the Chilton's is just barely better than nothing concerning wiring, so I am not sure which systems are fed by these.
I shrunk the picture down so it fits on the average screen. I wait with bated breath for words of wisdom - I'd really rather not have to put in one of those battery cable cutoffs....