Funmart6
my name is mud
It has been over a month now since I actually drove my SHO. It has been in a shop up on a lift all that time with the transmission out of it once again. I had the transmission "rebuilt" about 3 years ago, (took them a while to get it right back then too). Soooo anyway, it is back at the same shop, (I figured they should know what they are doing this time). I stopped by the shop today to see what kind of progress was being made and the owner of the shop shows me the old valve body that has a stuck valve in it, he said he has a new one ordered and it should be in next week, coming from the west coast yadda yadda yadda... What would cause a valve to stick so bad that you cannot get it out?
Anyway, I hope to have my car back in about a week, yeah right, probably more like a month.
"I can get the part from Bristol in two weeks. Your pomade.
Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Hold on. I don't want this pomade, I want Dapper Dan.
I don't carry Dapper Dan. I carry Fop.
I don't want Fop, ******** it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Watch your language, this is a public market.
Now, if you want Dapper Dan, I can have it in a coupla weeks.
Ain't this a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere.
Forget it."
Anyway, I hope to have my car back in about a week, yeah right, probably more like a month.
"I can get the part from Bristol in two weeks. Your pomade.
Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Hold on. I don't want this pomade, I want Dapper Dan.
I don't carry Dapper Dan. I carry Fop.
I don't want Fop, ******** it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Watch your language, this is a public market.
Now, if you want Dapper Dan, I can have it in a coupla weeks.
Ain't this a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere.
Forget it."
