I was reading through this and laughing. YOu know there is a section on SHOTImes similiar to this thread.
I remember on time I was in brooklyn and guys at this one shop tried to fabricate a solod motor mount for me. They didn't make it that day, so they ended up putting chrome steel peice instead until I get another mount so that they can do something else. So i finally got one from my parts car they did the work, but were too busy to install it. I wanted to go racing or something, so went to this 24hour shop and told them what I need. The guy was so conviced that my Gen 2 was V8. I even told him what to do and how to do it. He was also telling me that it is a bid V8 and there is no room to work on and he would have to take all the accessories off and so on. After I told him that he can make me leave and not make 70 bucks in about 30 min if he doesn't listen, he agreed. After looking at the engine from top and bottom and installing mount with just taking off radiator hose, he still told me that it is a V8. I couldn't belive it. I called both of my friends-mechanics up in front of that mechanic and asked how is it possible that a person cannot see that there is not enough cylinders to make it a V8, they all just laughed into the phone.