Okay, I got back to the car today, and did the following:
1. Topped up the radiator and coolant bottle-- the radiator only had a couple inches of air space that filled up almost immediately, but the overflow bottle was bone dry, and I had filled it up on Wednesday. The car was cold when I did this today.
2. Started and ran the engine for a minute or two. It still behaved the same, sputtering and running rough, and only when the throttle is held open a bit. When it's running rough, you can see the engine shaking since its out of balance with only some cylinders firing, and then when it randomly smooths out and the RPMs increase, the engine is completely balanced and thus still. It usually runs smoothly just long enough for me to back off the throttle, and then when it comes back down, it's all stumbly again.
3. Tested spark with
this spark tester. I started with the sensitivity turned all the way down, but I wasn't seeing any spark on any of the wires (keep in mind that I need to start the engine with one hand, then hold the throttle open with the other, and then switch out the starter switch for the spark tester...). I turned up the sensitivity slowly a click or two until I saw the tester light up. The #4 and #6 wires showed spark at that sensitivity level, but I had to turn it up a little (one or two clicks) to see it on #5. I think I might have turned it up enough to pick up the signal from #4...
Now that I'm typing this up, I realize that I really need to go back out and re-test this to figure out which, if any cylinder pairs are/aren't firing for sure. I also checked at the coilpack end of the wires, and I recall that some of them seemed like they weren't showing spark, so I concluded that I should try swapping coilpacks.
4. I went out to my running parts car and stole its coilpack. Installed it on this car, and plugged everything back in. Started it, and everything was still rough, no improvement. I also stole its DIS, but since the DIS replacement process is a little more of a pain (thermal grease), I'm holding off of that until I think it's more likely to fix my issue.
5. As Zach Leahy suggested on the V6SHO list, I put my mechanic's stethoscope on the injectors to see if they were all clicking-- they are.
6. Zach also suggested trying starter fluid to see if the MAF problem was causing too little fuel to be demanded. I don't have any starter fluid, but I figured in a pinch that throwing some MAPP gas in there might work (thoughts?). I pointed my (unlit) MAPP torch in the MAF, and it actually idled. Rough, but it stayed running without any throttle input. I probably had the torch there for 10-15 seconds, and when I took it away, it continued running, but extremely rough, like puff-puff... puff-puff-puff... puff... puff-puff.. etc. It probably ran for 45-60 seconds by itself like that before it finally died.
7. I checked the MAF using the procedure Nick sent. First test was for key on power between the power and ground pins-- supposed to be >10.5V, I got 5.7V. I realized that that sounded a lot like a signal voltage, and I saw that it wasn't entirely clear which way the pinout diagram was oriented. Tried it the other way, and I got 12.57V, which is pretty close to what my battery is at. I also confirmed continuity between the MAF wiring VPWR pin and the battery +, and between the MAF wiring GND pin and the battery -.
I guess I'll have to try my other 55mm SHO MAF...
8. I re-ran the codes at this point. Some are the same, some are new:
565 - Canister Purge (CANP) solenoid - circuit failure
157 - Mass Air Flow (MAF) sensor - signal voltage is too low
528 - Clutch Switch (CS) - circuit failure
211 - Profile Ignition Pickup (PIP) sensor - circuit failure
Huh? 211? Isn't that the crank sensor? Is it really telling me that my crank sensor (replaced when I did the 60k on the engine stand) is failed/failing? That can't be right, or at least it can't be causing my issue, can it?
Feedback appreciated. Thanks.