HELP! No spark, searched but still have questions...

[ACV1081]

I guess you won't make it to my wedding and I do not have to make it yours then...

I moved to Puerto Rico to avoid the upcoming wedding, but then without the supervision of my maternal fiance I had a freak accident which resulted in the loss of both of my arms.

 

[BlackandBlue]

I guess you won't mind if I repo your (I mean my) old SHO...