Car drove fine all day yesterday, parked it last night about 2am. This morning, I get up, go outside to start the car, it absolutely will not start. Just cranks and cranks at a constant rate. It doesnt even pretend that its going to catch for a split second or anything like that. Its almost as if the DIS is disconnected, but thats not the problem. I changed the DIS module with another one I have that I know is fine, no change. I checked the codes, nothing. I tried cranking while holding the pedal down, no change. I tapped the CCRM and the car started right up. But wait! There's more! Drive the car 2 blocks, it DIES. Absolutely will not start again and no amount of tapping on the CCRM does anything. I can hear the fuel pump turning on when I turn the key to the "on" position. WTF is wrong with my car???