Erm, anyway. I got to play around with her a little more before work, she's totally getting fuel, at least on bank 2. Issue seems to be spark. Sometimes I get nothing, sometimes I get a little bit. Pulled plug 5 and just held it against the valve cover bolt. So to recap where I'm at on the ignition:
CKP is about a year old, Tach works
CPS is new, previous oil-soaked but still working sensor made no difference.
DIS module was triple-tested on a machine, verified ~.3ohm ground to chassis.
PCM reman installed ~2 years ago, show no other oddities in operation.
CCRM: ?. Fuel pump and fan work normal. Still no A/C tho.
COIL worked last year.
WIRES: Havn't done a test yet but I have a new set in storage. Edit: New but not yet installed wires some to have very high resistance, as high as 55kOhm.
PLUGS: New Denso, forget the number but I think they are the actual OEM. The front three I pulled this morning were wet with fuel and mildly but evenly sooty, wiped right off. Gapped at .042, tested continuity from tip to tip, hard to get a steady probe my voltmeter showed between 3.7 and 4.8 kOhm.
Also, does anypony have experience with Carquest coil EBE1833? Catalog says it's for the SHO but the plug is wrong. Has the little vane on the bottom center instead of offset.
Holy balls can customers **** off for 2 minutes?