Speeding Ticket, Part II

[DHMag]

yeah, i got pulled over on my way back too. this time though, it was for 70 in a 65. he issued me a warning as i told him i already recieved a ticket a few days prior. but, he did search my vehicle because of "something out of the norm." that something was a 20 ounce soda bottle, filled with my urine. yes, i did not feel like stopping so i grab an empty bottle, and commenced to get freaky in my car. so, on the side of 281, just north of Hamilton, i stood outside with my doggie while the 2 officers searched my car. they didnt find anything but what scared me was they asked if i had ever been to jail . the officer asked why didnt i stop or something, i said i didnt feel like it. i also said that i could have chunked the soda bottle out the window but then itd be my luck theyd trace the urine to me and slap me for littering. quite funny but also made me decide to drive 65 the rest of the way....gawd, i hope im done...

 

[X-15 SHO]

Damn that sucks, them gready f***ers. OMG just for 5 miles over, you should've said you where doing 65mph and blame it on the tire size throwing it off and act dumb like you didn't know. Probaly wouldn't work in the middle of nowhere though. Well good luck.