I must admit, I am not fond of the 991 or 992 editions of the 911 either. VW, when it took over Porsche began altering the 911 to increase sales, and though they certainly succeeded in that, the results do not appeal to me personally. The 997 is the last of the 911s that I have driven and enjoyed driving, and I suspect that is because it is the last of the 911s totally designed by the Porsche management team before the VW team people got their fingers into it.
Likely we bought our SHOs for very different reasons. I got mine because I needed to have the room to move about a curling team (4 teens) and their gear for reasonably long distances but still wanted to be driving something that was a bit fun. I have kept the car for 20+ years at this point because it was fun, but I do admit I have much less use for it thse days, having recently picked up a 4 door Jeep that would eat it alive in most circumstances. Times just move on, and I am finally considering selling the SHO.
But all that aside, you seem to have totally missed the

at the end of my original post that apparently got you all excited. Normally a wink means its a joke or to take things lightly. Just say'in... Oh, and do not get the Macan. I drove one, and its way more money than it is worth.
pax, smn