Alright, I had a few spare minutes this afternoon so I went and got one of the clips off my car (found out it's not in great shape too -- cracking in a few places

), measured it and sketched up a quick approximation in Fusion360. Attached is what I came up with.
I forget how many different clips like this there are on the engine (maybe 3 or 4, each with a different number of wires clipped in it?), but I assume that if this one works out okay, the others could be made as well with just a little fiddling.
I'll probably print this out of PETG (EDIT: will be using ABS for the final prints for its higher heat resistance) in a bit and post some pics of the original and 3D printed side by side for comparison. The original does have a steel insert that ostensibly provides most of its strength, whereas my design is just printed all the way through, with a shouldered hole, hopefully providing enough strength with its slightly thicker thickness. If desired, I can cut a pocket out of the bottom of the design and a steel strip with a hole drilled in the center can be epoxied in place, providing at least as much strength as the original part.
@Deathacus -- would you be interested in something like this, or am I wasting my time

)... Actually, since I've discovered that at least one of my clips is cracked, I'll probably end up printing up a set for myself and I can share the STL files somehow later.
EDIT: Quick note, before someone else says it: I just realized that the stock part has a pocket in the bottom of it to accept the raised rectangular mounting boss of the valve covers -- I didn't include that in my design but I can put it in v2.