Chris, i say this because you are ALWAYS making fun of your sister. i figure this would be a good ******, whore rant thread.
I don't make fun of her when I'm sleeping. at least I'm pretty sure I don't... shit now I'm worried that I may talk in my sleep.
she hasn't done anything worthy of being posted on the internet yet that she hasn't posted herself. If I was on my desktop I'd be inclined to post the photos of her at her 21st birthday bar crawl on the stripper pole at some Lincoln bar... people post the dumbest shit on facebook.
EDIT: just for a short story. I don't remember when it happened by my older and cooler half brother was around and he was asking my sister to give him a description of the social happenings at Midland Lutheran College(MLC). She described that they have dances and stuff. He laughed and said that dances for him ended after his senior year of high school. She then says, "yeah, MLC is kinda like a really big high school." My brother without missing a beat says, "so does that make you the slutty cheerleader then?"
and continuing on the stupid that is my sister(damn it clay, now you've got me going!)
there is some back story to this one. So at my sister's bar crawl for her 21st she met some guy named Andy(he really goes by Andrew, and it irked my sister to no end to call him Andy. I don't think I've ever referred to one of her boyfriends by his given name just because calling brian - brad, andrew - andy, some ******* - twigboy, a.j. - the ******, rick - rick the cable guy(she met him at the Playhouse and he works for cox. My sister has horrible taste in men) really ticks her off. BACK TO THE STORY. her best friend in college liked him too and I guess they kinda had a thing at first until her friend Anna creeped Andrew out. maybe it was the both of them having the same first initial. So then my sister starts seeing him. They live in the same dorm room and have been best friends since freshman year of college(these events took place from mid december of her junior year all the way to january), but over one guy shit got so heated that my sister felt it necessary to move out of the apartment, live with another friend for a couple weeks until they found her a single room, and then have to move all of her shit there.
back to the main story. she's talking to my brother about how Anna got all ****** after my sister started fooling around with Andrew when she had done it to my sister tons of times before. ****** of a feather flock together... My sister goes on to tell a couple stories about how she was "talking to a guy" when Anna would hang out with them, get to doing a little drinking, and then hook up with the guy that my sister is "talking to" whatever the **** that means in blonde. My brother goes, "since when was talking to a guy calling dibs?" She then goes on to say that Anna KNEW that my sister was interested in these 'gentlemen but chose to go over and fool around with them anyway.
happy clay?
