It's pretty much NESHO's fault...

[Ashley_MTX]

Man, that is teh sex.

When can we expect pics of you modeling on it?

:theyareontome:

You guys all wanted to see a model with the car so here you go. :wave:

 

[hawkeye18]

hawkeye18 = Pwnd.

 

[St Louis SHO]

Sam is a sexy *****.

 

[Ashley_MTX]

Okay- a couple of last pics here to finish up the introduction.




Thanks for the welcome everyone!

 

[NEp8ntballer]

wait now just a damn minute! sam has a girlfriend? shit...just lost a mental bet with myself. oh yeah...tony's gonna be ******... :theyareontome:

I think he made another account and paid a model to stand next to the car to dispel the *** rumors.

is it cool to make jokes about you not having a soul??

If she knows what I'm referring to then I have no doubt that it is Sam because no girl would watch the show...

 

[tompumped]

That was funny shit.

 

[St Louis SHO]

I think he made another account and paid a model to stand next to the car to dispel the *** rumors.

is it cool to make jokes about you not having a soul??

If she knows what I'm referring to then I have no doubt that it is Sam because no girl would watch the show...

No, really, somehow he has a GF. I met her. Poor, poor girl.

 

[Ashley_MTX]

Keep up hope guys, I'm just a well-paid cover. In reality Sam's a SHOwhore and just didn't want people thinking his addiction was getting the better of him when he bought yet another.

(no really, I won't even let him drive it)

 

[SeanMc]

Okay- a couple of last pics here to finish up the introduction.

Before:

After:


Thanks for the welcome everyone!

Wow, Sam makes a nice looking chick!

LOL. Welcome Ashley. We met at Willow Springs .

 

[Bob Gervais]

GB!! Welcome aboard, and congrats on the car. You got a **** of a deal.

Word of warning though. Us NESHO guys are pretty nice and helpful all the time, but you gotta watch out for James. Without Bud Lights, he's the biggest thunderdouche you'll ever meet.

 

[NEp8ntballer]

No, really, somehow he has a GF. I met her. Poor, poor girl.

he just keeps the same model on retainer...

 

[St Louis SHO]

GB!! Welcome aboard, and congrats on the car. You got a **** of a deal.

Word of warning though. Us NESHO guys are pretty nice and helpful all the time, but you gotta watch out for James. Without Bud Lights, he's the biggest thunderdouche you'll ever meet.

Ok, lets start this out right. Thunderdouche. Noun: James without Bud Light.

Wow, James is being a thunderdouche today, I think Bab outta go buy the Bud Light. Then we'll make a peg boy out of Sam.

:swing:

 

[Bob Gervais]

Douche canoe:

1. Douche Canoe
Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

2. Douche canoe
a giant group of ********, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.



Either could apply, I will use the latter since the first is more widely known.

Used in a sentence:

Wow, that "my wife left me" thread really turned into a douche canoe quickly!

 

[St Louis SHO]

:laugh_ti:

I got nothin....

So, I reply with: Samswife, go make me a sammich.

 

[Ashley_MTX]

James- were you not paying attention when Ryan spent hours on urban dictionary? You have an abundance of replies right there waiting- possibly involving Alaskan pipelines being used to clear out *************. Come on now.

 

[Bob Gervais]

You heard the man.

Farking sammich, NOW! Oh and a beeyah too.

 

[St Louis SHO]

I sure could use a double-dutch windmill right now.

 

[Bob Gervais]

Personally, I'd prefer a dutchburger.

 

[St Louis SHO]

Hamburger Helper sounds good too......

 

[Bob Gervais]

1, 2 or 3? I'm in regardless, just want to know what to expect.