This car is the definition of stealth

[Tyrone Beasly]

Yesterday I blew through a speed trap blabbing on the phone to my baby girls. Heading into Southlake west of DFW airport. This is a town DOCUMENTED not be black friendly no matter what you make or what uniform you may wear. DWB is common especially in higher end cars (unless you're black and have a valley ranch parking pass) Then you'd be one of "Jerry's boys"

I thought to myself #### well here it goes, could be shot, beat on, who knows! Look in the rear view and NOTHING.


YEAH BABY love the Taurus!!! NO-GO for da PO PO

 

[krewat]

Just make sure you're wearing a pair of aviator Ray-Bans, and you're good to go

 

[FiveLeeter918]

Aviators and a black polo, no one will mess with you haha

 

[76FoMoCo]

Lmfao! Also makes it hard at a street light to get a good race locked in.

 

[Tyrone Beasly]

Lmfao! Also makes it hard at a street light to get a good race locked in.

Ha, that’s a true statement

 

[BoSHO]

Aviators and a black polo, no one will mess with you haha

Or maybe some Oakley Flak 2.0 XL Rectangular (shades or clear) .... top button buttoned on the polo? For sure.

"DWB coming u.....nah. Bro's too preppy for that; looks like he belongs. Prolly one of us."

Has kept me safe on many a Turnpike or Interstate.

NOT to mention, have seen some SHADY looking UC / Plainclothes Chargers in my hood. Well, they were allegedly UC/PC; stuck out like sore thumbs to me.

Anyway, like clockwork, most every Friday evening right at my local Wawa, pumping gas into a murdered out black Dodges. Didn't even have the cop wheels ... and he's staring back at me. "Don't know who I am either, do ya?? MmmHm."

Thank God Almighty for a plain ole SHO.

 

[CCXVI]

I got waved through into a military base in mine. Stopped at the guard and told him I didn't have a pass yet and he looked surprised and told me where to go.

 

[BoSHO]

I got waved through into a military base in mine. Stopped at the guard and told him I didn't have a pass yet and he looked surprised and told me where to go.

Yeah! I can see that, homie ... totally relate. Envisioning gate guards @ Benning, Bragg, NAS VA Beach, Caserma Ederle (Army) or Aviano Air Base in Italy .... just-a-flickin me thr0ugh. Proceeding very slowly, so as to not let him or her hear the Flowmaster Race Muffler & Res. delete.

Full disclosure: You were a better American Fighting Man than I would've been ... I'd play it off, keep rolling, let 'em do their jobs. RLTW!

 

[gwrabbit]

Wish I was that lucky.
Got pulled over for doing 65 in a 55

 

[jman1200]

Yesterday my son was driving my SHO behind me, I was on the Pathy. I told my wife to look back and said "doesn't my car look sick?"....

 

[Daryl Friedrichs]

Lmfao! Also makes it hard at a street light to get a good race locked in.

Last fall I was leapfrogging with a charger RT no intention of a race, it was just making our way through traffic. My 2010 is bone stock no mods, it was a four lane highway and we ended up at stop light side by side I could hear his V8 exhaust (not stock) light turned green and he pounced like a madman, about the time his rear end passed my front end it occurred to me he was racing, so I obliged by firmly planting my right foot to the floor and within a block waved bye bye and all he could do was look in amazement with a thumbs up as I passed him. A few miles later I stopped at a gas station for a beverage and low and behold the charger pulled up to chat. He confessed to after market exhaust, air cleaner and performance chip he was dumbfounded that mine was bone stock with 153000 miles. I have clipped many chargers, bmw, Audi, a few Porsches and many others. No one suspects a 4 door grocery getter to hand them a whooping much less the speed traps I've rolled through and mine is the ruby red metal flake which I was sure would get me pulled over when I first bought it. They use the SHO as a pursuit vehicle in Minnesota although they are being phazed out for SUV's.

 

[Tyrone Beasly]

.. I'd play it off, keep rolling, let 'em do their jobs. RLTW!

LMAO, Do that at Norfolk Navy and head strait for he sub pins with your phone/camera out !!! Or God forbid you ever walk across an Air Farce ramp boundary line and have some lil E3 come throw down on your ass.

Yeah seriously though your looking at an E1 or E3 tops working a guard shack especially on the weekends. Those kids are green as can be. Gotta love'm though.

 

[TheStickerGuy]

On the phone w/ a daughter and I pull up to a cop in a Charger. We were at 49 and Rt 6. Not another car in sight. It's desolate and a great strip of beautiful concrete. Told her to hold on I need to talk to this guy. I give him the roll your window down sign. I say to him, "You wanna run that thing?" He thinks for a second and says, "No, I'm good." Told my daughter I just asked a cop to race. She was like, "Yeah, that's you." I figured wth? Too bad he didn't go.

You can get away with a lot of stuff when you're nearly 60.

 

[EdgarAllanSHO]

I live on the last block before an amusement park. There's also a police station and a fire department on the block. So on crazy busy summer days the police shut down my block due to traffic so the fire trucks and police cars can move around.

If I'm on my other car, it's a whole process of getting my ID checked and having to prove i live on the block. But if I'm driving my SHO no one even talks to me, I just get waved right through lol