Ode to the broken SHO

[jelosav]

Here I sit broken hearted,
my SHO died and can't be started.
I ran the codes and oh, my heaven!
I got the dreaded 2eleven.

60K your time is near,
if I can just get home from here.
I wait awhile feeling dumb,
and here them damn policeman come.

They search the car and act like fools,
as I'm stranded in a car lot with a trunk full of tools.
They think me a thief and question me,
because I left the car to take a ***.

Here's the thing I just don't know,
SHO, why the **** do I love you so.

 

[BlooDSMeaR]

Amen!!!

 

[intimdatr]

LOL. Thats priceless.

 

[SHOdded]

Well said!