3rd annual St Louis SHO BBQ

[zach44102]

I need duct tape, a gallon of apple pie, a helmet, a case of white castles, and somewhere to give angry handies for $50.

 

[SHOspazz92]

Have you guys ever seen my Nissan Frontier? It's got 120k on the original clutch, grinds 4th gear, has a rattling timing chain tensionor (so sometimes when it starts it sounds like the motor has a rod knock) and blown front struts. It's pretty much the best vehicle I have (and will ever) own. (Cold A/C, Has only killed a battery since I've owned it).

• 150 Horsepower of raw Japanese sword fighting, kamakazi motherfvcking power.
• 155 lb/ft of Tsunami, get the **** back in the ocean (to soon?) Torque
• 5 helacious gears of nothing but pure speed.
• A 2.4 Liter 4 cylinder crafted by god himself, then blessed by that lightning throwing motherfvcker, ZUES.

I'm thinking about bring that, in case anyone at the meet gets to confident on how fast their SHO is..

-Sam

 

[rooster]

Have you guys ever seen my Nissan Frontier? It's got 120k on the original clutch, grinds 4th gear, has a rattling timing chain tensionor (so sometimes when it starts it sounds like the motor has a rod knock) and blown front struts. It's pretty much the best vehicle I have (and will ever) own. (Cold A/C, Has only killed a battery since I've owned it).

• 150 Horsepower of raw Japanese sword fighting, kamakazi motherfvcking power.
• 155 lb/ft of Tsunami, get the **** back in the ocean (to soon?) Torque
• 5 helacious gears of nothing but pure speed.
• A 2.4 Liter 4 cylinder crafted by god himself, then blessed by that lightning throwing motherfvcker, ZUES.

I'm thinking about bring that, in case anyone at the meet gets to confident on how fast their SHO is..

-Sam

It's on. I'll bring my 120hp Japanese Missile

 

[NEp8ntballer]

Zeus is gonna hit you with a lightning bolt for jacking up his name...

I need duct tape, a gallon of apple pie, a helmet, a case of white castles, and somewhere to give angry handies for $50.

and a reservation at the nearest ER for alcohol poisoning.

 

[LJRuddy]

spud gun or slingshot?

 

[Irish Pride]

We'll be supplying everything. If someone makes a request here, feel free. Other than that, we have it handled. We will be making a deal with the Super 8 down the street again for a block of rooms.

How about a wake up call this time. I missed all of Dave wonderful grilling.

 

[NEp8ntballer]

spud gun or slingshot?

both?

 

[SHOCH]

Just keep smiling. Keeps people guessing.


FWIW, I've missed Carlisle, the Convention, won't be making Tony's. My plans are, at this point, to be in STL for mine and Dave's birthday celebration. The rest of y'all losers are welcome to join us. Bring beer and stuff.

Mr. Bab Gervis,
While your involvement in the creation and writing of the rules of conduct for "The Insane Douche Rockets" has been considered, the board has met on the issue of your non-participation and has voted that if you do in fact miss this BBQ it will put you in the catagory of Four strikes and your out.
Which as you know means you'll be on Double Secret Probation, be required to file no less than 27 TPS reports per week, and have to cup a canadian sack for $0.46, twice a week.
Thanks for your cooperation on this very serious matter, we look forward to your participation.
signed,
Haywood Jablome
Membership V.P.
Insane Douche Rockets

 

[NEp8ntballer]

I thought you were talking about ******...

 

[LJRuddy]

Nope... One cannot get that shit twice.

 

[kevinspann]

those costs a extra 30

You're running the "I do sexual favors for money" joke into the ground.

 

[rooster]

and somewhere to give angry handies for $50.

Dillon is way cheaper and way angrier... Just sayin

 

[LJRuddy]

Dillon is way cheaper and way angrier... Just sayin

I taught him eeearrrrythang he knows.

 

[Bob Gervais]

Mr. Bab Gervis,
While your involvement in the creation and writing of the rules of conduct for "The Insane Douche Rockets" has been considered, the board has met on the issue of your non-participation and has voted that if you do in fact miss this BBQ it will put you in the catagory of Four strikes and your out.
Which as you know means you'll be on Double Secret Probation, be required to file no less than 27 TPS reports per week, and have to cup a canadian sack for $0.46, twice a week.
Thanks for your cooperation on this very serious matter, we look forward to your participation.
signed,
Haywood Jablome
Membership V.P.
Insane Douche Rockets

Dear F%^$face,

Having coined and copyrighted the term "Insane Douche Rocket", I comfortably and vehemently proclaim: ***, my good sir.

Oh, and I'll cup the Canadian for free. I'm a slut, not a whore.

Sincerely die in a f$%^ing fire with love,

Bab.

 

[SHOCH]

That's the spice.

 

[St Louis SHO]

There's alot of big words in there that I dont think Bob even understands.

 

[Mr Anonymous]

You're running the "I do sexual favors for money" joke into the ground.

Unless it's his new dating strategy...

There's alot of big words in there that I dont think Bob even understands.

That's my job. Someone other than me used the word superfluous the other day. Somewhere a kitten died.

Booked my flight OUTTA STL today, getting there will get figured out eventually.

 

[-DVP-]

What happened in here?

 

[NEp8ntballer]

If I had to guess it would be James getting tired of every post Zach makes now is in reference to him performing sexual favors for money.

 

[rooster]

Someone other than me used the word superfluous the other day. Somewhere a kitten died.

That was me. But, I spelled it completely wrong. So, it's okay