My coffee's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The forum clouds up my windows
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray
But my pedal on the firewall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear SHOforum members , I wrote you, but you still ain't likin'
I left my sold car, my truck in my signature at the bottom
I sent two hundred posts back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the server or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble ip addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, f it, what's been up, man? How's your car?
My truck's turbo' d too, I'm 'bout to take it farther
If I have another car, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Shelby
I read about your blown engine too, I'm sorry
I had an engine **** himself over some boost who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground meth that you did with Wham!
I got windows full of your posts and your memes, man
I like the pass you did in Mexico too, that was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, the Man