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roland

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Do you suffer from V Eight S.H.O. Syndrome? Symptoms include:

- Camshaft walk
- Constipation
- Failed Automatic Transmission Syndrom (FATS - not to be confused with simply being fat)
- Depression (caused by low horsepower count)
- Chrome Peel
- Dizzyness (caused by innaccurate speedometers and/or failed speedometers)
- Several other symptoms are possible but not directly related to VESHOS

If so, call the law offices of Dufus Dumas today for a FREE consultation, you COULD be entitled to NOTHING!
 

NebraskaSHO

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I'm just ready for spring. That's all :)

You get your cams welded yet Roland?
 

roland

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no i'm sitting on the cash and waiting for eric to e-mail me back.....i should probably just call him :eek:

I'm hoping to get it done ASAP, I just need a day or two off, but they only gave me one day off this week so that kinda cuts into my schedule, but the second i get two days off......cams welded, last rear coil pack replaced, vacuum leaks (3 of em) fixed, and performance spark plugs are going in!

I excpect to be making 480 whp by then - assuming 1000$ into your car should = 25hp gains.
 

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roland said:
no i'm sitting on the cash and waiting for eric to e-mail me back.....i should probably just call him :eek:

I'm hoping to get it done ASAP, I just need a day or two off, but they only gave me one day off this week so that kinda cuts into my schedule, but the second i get two days off......cams welded, last rear coil pack replaced, vacuum leaks (3 of em) fixed, and performance spark plugs are going in!

I excpect to be making 480 whp by then - assuming 1000$ into your car should = 25hp gains.

My bad Roland. You've waited long enough.
I'm still up to my A$$ in aligators sorting out my late mother's estate. PM me or email me at [email protected] and we'll set something up soon on a saturday.
 

roland

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not your bad at all, i haven't been very persistant with this and haven't been checking around or calling up to get this done, i've been awefully busy lately too and haven't even had a chance to get out there to get this done if i wanted to.

E-mail sent :)
 

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roland said:
Do you suffer from V Eight S.H.O. Syndrome? Symptoms include:

- Camshaft walk
- Constipation
- Failed Automatic Transmission Syndrom (FATS - not to be confused with simply being fat)
- Depression (caused by low horsepower count)
- Chrome Peel
- Dizzyness (caused by innaccurate speedometers and/or failed speedometers)
- Several other symptoms are possible but not directly related to VESHOS

If so, call the law offices of Dufus Dumas today for a FREE consultation, you COULD be entitled to NOTHING!

you forgot to mention:

C.L.O.D.A.S - Chronic Lack of Decent Aftermarket Syndrome
 

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