Lol. You sir, obviously don't know your bikes. I know EXACTLY what an FZ09 is. And know that you still have no chance. But you should've just manned up and got the R1...at least I could've respected you more...ok I take that back, nope, no respect.
I been on 2 wheels since I was 5 years old. Started with dirt, motocross, got into track riding, hopped into an R6 as a teen, then graduated to a GSXR1000. Rode plenty of track days and then grew up onto a Harley, were the adults ride. Ugh, you're probably horrible to ride with, and let's see that chicken stripe on that back tire of yours haha...