To the person who stole my trashcan... (Independence, MO)
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Date: 2008-12-23, 9:15PM CST
I have only a few questions for you:
1) Is this going to be your new residence? As I have come to the conclusion that this is where you likely belong.
2) Do you have such an overflow problem with your own garbage and a shortage of trashcans which would require you stealing another? Perhaps you could have asked to borrow or rent a space in my empty can?
3) Was this going to be a Christmas gift for yourself or your significant other? As we are so close to the Christmas holiday I thought perhaps you found this to be a good gift...stolen but maybe a good gift.
4) Are you planning on returning to my house? If so, could you please drop me a line so that I may put everything I own in my garage where hopefully you cannot steal that as well.
Just some food for thought:
That trashcan, while insignificant as it may be, is rented from the trash company and is now going to cost me about $165 to replace, as I will lose the fees for the can and my deposit. So thank you Mr. Trashcan Stealer, I hope you are f***ing happy this Christmas with your beautiful new dumpster.
