Jeff,
You suck - I got home
very late last night.
I stayed for the '95 GT convertible drawing, only to find the car needed a jump to start. That was after starting the car a dozen+ times to test several EATCs that had, that burned-out button-lights.
Most everyone had left by then (except for the Merkur group which was drinking and doing German beer-salutes). I think at that point only Matt and the father/son that showed-up Sunday were still there.
As I was throwing my dash back together and cleaning-up the mess I had created, they found a set of jumper cables. I finished the dash, loaded the tools, and it started right-up. Someone (Matt ?) followed me to the AutoZone in Carlisle. I had the battery/charging system tested for the umteenth-time since December (it's had problems starting and holding a strong charge since before Christmas).
Anyway, they test the battery/alternator and proudly tell me, "
The alternator output is a little low, but everything tests fine . . . ."
So I go inside to have my spare alternator tested, already knowing they won't have a 94-95 MTX alternator. My spare tests bad. They (AZ) not only didn't have it (the Carlisle store is the "hub" store for that area), but it would take up to two days to get depending on whether it came from Washington D.C. or Memphis. That does a lot of f-cking good.
I head to the Flying J at I-81 and Highway U.S. 11, check fluids and hit the Interstate for Mississippi. Stop at an AutoZone in Hagerstown MD to see if they have an alternator - same story, has to be ordered. Stop for gas in Winchester VA, car starts fine, back on the interstate.
I'm cruising along, traffic is running 72-80 mph when I hear a click and see the EATC cycle to the
888 display and then to
OFF. Look at the clock - sure enough, the minutes digit is starting to dim. I turn off the radio, roll-down the windows, and crank it to 80 mph, as my time is limited. I start searching Street Atlas USA to see where the next decent-size city is, and as I feared it's Roanaoke, which is over 100 miles away having just passed the 250 mile-marker.
Eventually the ABS light illuminates, followed by the EATC shutting-down. Then I start to see a faint flicker of the
Battery light. Uh-oh, running on the battery now . . . .
I find that if I keep the rpm around 2500-2800, the battery light only occassionally flickers on, indicating some output. The clock-lighting continues to dim to the point I cannot see the minutes digit, which was then followed later by an occasional
CHECK ENGINE light. Realizing I won't make Roanoke, I see that Lexington is next about 10 miles ahead. Figuring that Since VMI is there (Virginia Military Institute), there should be some decent service there.
Strike One!
I make it to the I-64 ramp, which in turn leads to U.S. 11 that is the main road through town. As soon as I begin slowing to "negotiate" the ramp, the engine dies - should have clutched it and held rpms.
Strike Two!
Then for some unknown reason (maybe the 50 minutes of driving in 95+ heat with no A/C), I try down-shifting to fourth, then third to see if it will start - only to **** about 15mph of the speed I had.
Strike Three!
I make it the ~mile to the U.S. 11 ramp, only to find that I need the 15mph I scrubbed-off to make it up the ramp. After shouting a few choice words, I wait a few minutes for the battery to regenerate so I can get the windows to roll-up, and then start walking up the hill to the Wingate Hotel I can see.
As I get to the top, I see several more hotels and businesses, including a gas station. No cell-coverage so I get on a pay-phone and after repeated prompts for a zip-code, the moronic automated telephone system finally offers a "
stand-by for the next available operator" part of the recording. After waiting another 5 minutes, she tells me there's not even an AutoZone within 50 miles. I ask a guy that's there about auto parts stores, and he replies they only have Advance Auto, NAPA, and a few locally-owned stores. Southern "hospitality" being all that it isn't, he promptly finishes filling-up and drives-off.
As I walk from the station, I see the Walmart sign and start walking . . . .
I get inside, get their largest-capacity 34-series battery and head to the checkout. And as if to add insult to inury - unlike all their other series batteries, the 34 does not have any carrying strap. So I wheel the shopping cart to the farthest corner, pick-up the battery and begin walking the near mile in the 90/80% humidity weather. Dozens of cars/trucks drive past, no one asks if I need a lift (I figured the battery on the shoulder would be a pretty good hint). By the time I get to the top of the I-64 ramp, it's dark.
More than a dozen more cars drive by, coming off I-64. All slow down (hmm..., an all white car with it's lights out sitting along the road), two actually stopped (at the car).
I finish walking to the car, change out the battery with no visible light. it starts and off to Roanoke I charge . . . .
The I-81/I-64 interchange is at mile marker 191. Roanoke between 146 and 137. I figured with a "new" battery, I should be able to make it even if the alternator output was zero - and did. I pull-off at exit 141, and stop at the first (open) gas station. Ask for a phone book to look-up parts stores. I ask her which of the four AutoZones was closest, to which she replies "
oh, there's a 24 hour avance [sic] store just up the way a bit" Huh? English please!
I ask for "clarification" by stating that I'm not from around [there], to which she replies "
oh, it's just up the way a bit on the street out front, you can't miss it". So off I head, running on the battery only.
I drive for what seems like two miles ("just a bit"), cross U.S. 11 and continue what seemed like another mile before coming to a "Y" in the road in an area with no homes, businesses, or anything. I turn around and head back to U.S. 11 . . . . to the McDonalds. I get out, walk to the door to find it locked. As I walk away, I can here the guy yelling "
drive-through is still open !"
Your typical black-primer fart-can Honda Civic pulls into the grocery store fuel station acorss the parking lot. I ask for directions to find that I was on the right road, but that it was more than "just a bit". The store ended-up being 4-5 miles off the interstate, and further than the AutoZone I went to the following morning.
I go inside and tell the guy at the counter I need an alternator/battery test. He first tests the battery that AutoZone has been telling me since December is good - and it comes-up with a dead cell. Who would have figured . . . ? Tests the alternator (which two AutoZones tested as "fine" that same day) and it comes-up with no output.
So I get out the alternator that AZ has tested and told me was bad, to have tested. Output tests good (13.5 V), but their machine shows fails the diode test. I go get my spare voltage regulator and swap-it - same results. Not knowing whether the diode it's referring to is in the alternator or part of the voltage regulator, I ask if he'll test the alternator that's still in the car to see if it also fails the diode test - at that point I have nothing to lose as it will take them two days to get an alternator as well. He replies, "
Sure, but we close at midnight".
It's 8-minutes-till . . . 
So I race out to the car, start flinging tools. Battery out, tensioner loose, belt off. Get the first bolt out and as I am breaking the second, I hear the door "click" as it's being locked.
I finish getting the two remaining bolts out and then look to see if I can get his attention to get the alternator tested - but no one is out-front where they can see me. With nothing to loose, I put the supposed "bad" alternator in and it started right-up. Turned everything on - brights, emergency flashers, radio, dome light, trunk light, laptop charger, cell phone charger, GPS - all without a hitch.
Did I mention about the police driving-by, . . . after Advance had closed, . . . and all the employees had left, . . . and their auto-timers had turned-off the parking lot lights?
I parked and slept in the AutoZone lot. They opened at 7AM and I was in the door with the battery and alternator I had been told were good. Alternator failed. Battery failed, so they recharged it, and it [again] passes as fine. They've not once detected the dead cell that Advance Auto's testing equipment did - go figure.
Well, I did make home from Carlisle - on the alternator that several AutoZones have all said was "bad".
Ok were home with both cars,
Jeff
and its only....
Friday, June 5, 2009
361 days till
all Ford 2009 ......