ok here's what we have....
New fuel pump & filter, good fuel pressure at idle and at speed.
recent 60k, new plugs and wires.
Catless Y-pipe installed 2 months ago, along with dynomax catback.
bypassed FPR with same results, assume FPR is ok.
Swapped out DIS & coil pack with good replacements, same results.
TPS & voltage are good.
MAF is good.
No known vaccum leaks.
Compression test is good.
The MAIN symptoms here are:
1. The engine fights to rev...it seems like it just doesn't want to rev.
2. The car will stall if you stab the gas. It may hiccup once or twice before stalling, but it will just flat out die. Also, we can't run a correct KOER test because the car will stall midway through. No codes to speak of either.
Today I'm ATTEMPTING to replace the timing belt & CPS...provided I can get that last damn stubborn lug nut of the damn car

We'll also check for accessory drag, though with the power loss on the car I highly doubt that's the problem. I also doubt the brakes are hanging up...they'd have to get pretty damn hot & they just aren't.
Any more ideas? I'll keep everyone informed of the progress!