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GasOilAndTires
This song is hillarious!! thumbs_u
The following should be sung to Eminem's My Name Is:
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?,
Try NOS and get your motor ****ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head" "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead? Man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got ****** off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay on my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my Altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a SHO dawg!!"
I don't give a ****, I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!
The following should be sung to Eminem's My Name Is:
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?,
Try NOS and get your motor ****ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head" "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead? Man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got ****** off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay on my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my Altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a SHO dawg!!"
I don't give a ****, I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!
